What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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A black student graduated High School

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Anti Joke

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