- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is a chair?

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