Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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