- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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