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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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