- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

hey justin

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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