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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

roses are red, violets are violet.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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