- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Latvia isn't a joke

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

a woman votes!

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