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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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