What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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The WNBA.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Justin Bieber

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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