- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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