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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

I am a joke. I am funny.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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