- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Replacement Referees

My three children are three big mistakes.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Women's Professional _________

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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