What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Obamacare

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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