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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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