What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Your face

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

A black student graduated High School

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

stuarts mum

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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