Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

whats black and white? a zebra

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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