- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

WHO WANTS SOW????

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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