On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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penis haha

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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