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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What time is it? 20:45.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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