- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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