How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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My Butthole.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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watch me nae nae

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fduck

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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