- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

im a dragon, no im not

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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