whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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