a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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women's rights.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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black chicken. kfc

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