- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

no pun intended

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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