- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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