There was an american man on the way to work.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

The WNBA.

Justin Bieber

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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