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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Horse with a chair on his head.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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