- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

An Asian man fails a math test

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