what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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religion

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