Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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pudding

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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human centipede

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Derp

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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hi

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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