A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What did the fish say after he

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OOOOPPS /

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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