What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Well, there's one way...

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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