Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Womens rights

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Women's Rights.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Guess what? AIDS!

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