What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

This statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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