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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: knok knok A: Im home

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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