DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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You all have Aids

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A white person at Harvard

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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