- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Hitler

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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