Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Anti Joke

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