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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Obamacare

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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