I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Penis.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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baloney sandwich

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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