What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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... Chan chan

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