whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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your mom died.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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