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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

who's a slut... you're mom

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Sarah Palin

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why was the woman?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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