- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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