the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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