- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

what do you call obama a dumbass

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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