Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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