- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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