- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Punching a baby

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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