How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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