What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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