- Anti Joke

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Vagina.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Church.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.