A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A Pakistani news reader.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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