- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Agent 47.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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