Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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penus

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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That's what she didn't say

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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