Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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