What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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