What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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