Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Three black men were walking...

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

why did matt die? He had cancer

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Knock, Knock ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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