You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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tims sty:)

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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2 + 2 = fish

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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<=3 penis

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti Joke

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