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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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