whats black and white? a zebra

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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