Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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