what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

hey John will you make some copies

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Poop!!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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