Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Anti Joke

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